Rinse your bottles out yeah and take them down the bottle bank do ya?  Crush your cans, fold your cardboard, squash your plastic and off to the recycling bins is it?   Good work.  Hey maybe you watch your electricity use and only drive when you really have to as well.  You are as close to a non polluter as you can be right?... WRONG!

Well what if I told you that you missed something .  What if I told you that despite your best conscious efforts you're actually a vile polluter, spewing out garbage at an alarming rate.  What if I told you that even though I'm just about to enlighten you as to what your pollution crime is, it'll be about a hundred times harder for you to change your ways than it was to change your recycling habits… bummer eh?

You see once I tell you where you're polluting you'll almost instantly think I'm just being silly.  You'll instantly dismiss this entire article… unless you don’t.  If you don’t and you realize that yeah maybe this is one more thing you can change to make the world a better place, then you're going to have to dig deep, because this one is going to be a tough one to crack, this one is going to take some serious effort on your part.  If you go for it and you try, you will slip and fail many times, but if you commit yourself, then you can in fact make the world a better place… and all it takes is for you to realize that you are a dirty filthy noise polluter.

Yep that's right you're a noisy bastard and I hate you.  You talk too much, way too much, especially when you've got nothing to say. You jabber away on the phone, no matter where you are… everywhere you are, on the train, in the street, on the bus, everywhere, and when you do, you talk louder than normal (kintard), you always have you're fucking music too loud, when you drive, when you've got your ipod and you're walking, standing, sitting, shitting, shopping. When you're on the tube, you listen to it to blot out the world, but by doing so you contribute to making the world more worthy of being blotted out… irony much?  Shit and hell biscuits, you actually just listen to too much music in the first place (I guarantee you listen to more than I do) … your music taste is terrible as well by the way…maybe not to you, but to everyone around you it’s just organized fucking noise, you know.  You're TV is too loud, you let your kids scream and whine and cry way too much, you shout when you're drunk… you are in short, a total fucking noise machine.

You want a challenge that'll make the world better? 

Don’t be.