I was stopped while walking through Islington the other day, by a young reporter from a London radio station.  He asked if I minded telling him why I loved summer, as they were collecting people's thoughts on the matter.  I instantly objected to the little ponce as he’d already assumed that I loved summer (probably because he personally couldn't wait for that time of year where he could strap on his espadrilles and tight little stripy sailor
shirt… twat).  So I pointed out that NO I could not do his little vox pop thing, because I don’t "love summer" in fact I pretty much hate it… which really surprised him...

You remind me that you're an idiot without fail at least once every four years. And I'm not talking about the squad, I'm talking about you... yes you.

You've plastered half the country in your cheap, "made in China" St George's Cross flags, you've pulled on your overpriced "made in Taiwan" England shirts, you've roamed the streets shouting and chanting "Enger Laaaand" over and over again like retarded trolls.  You've packed out and taken over the pubs and bars. Quaffed back literal oceans of lager. You disrupted the average working day. You slipped off a bit early from work...

Rinse your bottles out yeah and take them down the bottle bank do ya?  Crush your cans, fold your cardboard, squash your plastic and off to the recycling bins is it?   Good work.  Hey maybe you watch your electricity use and only drive when you really have to as well.  You are as close to a non polluter as you can be right?... WRONG!

This morning I saw a sign.  Not the Virgin Mary in a bagel type of sign, but a sign type sign hanging on a wall. I saw a sign and to me it was just another sign that we are all doomed. It was posted prominently on a wall outside of the station where I catch my train most mornings. 

It read "Don't Lose Your Child"… seriously that's exactly what it said...